Hey NSA, monitor this!

Since we've almost officially become the new USSR, I'd like to throw out a challenge to all the official, and unofficial, intelligence agencies our Dear Leader runs- Spy on me!

I don't like our President, or his administration. I think we're in a needless war predicated on lies. I believe our government is actively abducting, holding, and torturing people in other countries.

I'm a registered Democrat.

I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU.

I must be a terrorist.

So, in the words of Dubya and the Rock: Just...BRING IT!